The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to live.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to die

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!