The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!