The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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To call me maybe

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to die at will

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!