The power to ?-1.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to do nothing.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!