- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to eat air with your lungs

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to do nothing.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to do nothing

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

Pointless Super Powers