The ability to read braile.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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power to eat through your but

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to think outside the bun.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!