The power to transform into air.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!