To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!