The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to see through pastry..

X-ray vision that only works on windows

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to change your eye color.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

the power to get STD's

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

Turn gold into lead.

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

The power to levitate mustard.

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power of Being stupid

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!