The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!