The power to care for anything and nothing.

The power to write complete sentenc

The Power to Combust

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to transform into a bronie

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

The power to be buried at sea

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

Find Waldo

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to attract bullets

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!