the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

The power to control your own mind.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to exist

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

Being a Spice Girl

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!