- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

Taekwondo

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The ability to part...hair.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to bleed

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to read your own mind.

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

Pointless Super Powers