the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!