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The power to die when you do Anything!!!
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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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the power to get a free game but can't play it.
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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers
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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.
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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.
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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.
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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.
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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.
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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.
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The power to turn food into shit.
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The power to open a walnut with your mind
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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.
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The power to become helpless at will.
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the power to sh*t brix at will!
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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD
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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair
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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.
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The power to change the shape of any object at will
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The power to uncontrollably go blind
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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around
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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!