The power to turn things in to wood

The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

The power to see through windows

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

the power to win the crying game

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to eat multiple things at a time

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!