I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to look into cheese.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to see through water.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!