The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

The power to fly when you are in a plane

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to erase your own existence.

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

the power to say i can bend you

The power to tickle your own feet.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The ability to understand women!!

The power to see through a hole

The power to change the color of your piss

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!