- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power to live.

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

Turn gold into lead.

The ability to part...hair.

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The power to see the future but through a straw.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

Pointless Super Powers