- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

the power to make music for deaf people

the power to see through water.

The power to sweat acid.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

The power to die when you change emotions

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

Pointless Super Powers