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The power to erase anything written in pencil
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The power to always be at half mast.
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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.
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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....
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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly
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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.
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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.
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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.
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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.
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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.
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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.
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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...
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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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The power to be yourself.
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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
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the powre to spel
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The power to see through windows
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The power to close your nose
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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.
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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany
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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights
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the power to fail any test you want
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!