- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers