The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to do NOTHING!

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lol

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the ability to enjoy school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!