- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to understand irony.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

the power to see through water.

the power to make music for deaf people

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to sweat acid.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to have 21/20 vision.

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

Pointless Super Powers