- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Pointless Super Powers