- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to fuck everyone.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to understand irony.

the power to vote

The power to write in invisible ink

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

Pointless Super Powers