The power to be buried at sea

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!