- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

the power to youtube poop

The power to fart really smelly :P

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to control sloths

the power to jump high but u have no legs

the power to commit crime.

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to do nothing/

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The powers to lose your current power forever

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

The power to kill yourself at will

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

Pointless Super Powers