the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!