The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to die on command

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!