- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to care for anything and nothing.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

The power to attract bullets

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

Pointless Super Powers