mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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to make asians smart

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!