The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to think.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!