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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.
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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.
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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.
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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing
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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.
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The power to forget what you were going to say
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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.
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The power to become helpless at will.
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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.
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The power to move 7% faster.
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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.
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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.
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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!
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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.
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The power to slow down time while you are at school
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The power to read your own mind.
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Taekwondo
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Turn gold into lead.
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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.
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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing
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The ability to part...hair.
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the power to fail any test you want
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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.
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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!