The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!