The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to slip on anything.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!