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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.
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the power to be alive but only when awake
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The power to levitate mustard.
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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.
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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.
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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.
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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.
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The power to get foot-boners
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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.
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the power to see into the present.
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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.
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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present
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The power to know that Han Solo dies
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the power to troll people that are dead
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the power to f**k your family all at once
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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.
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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.
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power to fly...backwards.
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.
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The power to watch a pot boil.
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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!