The power to become yourself

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!