The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to control your own mind.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to vote

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!