The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!