The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power of Acid Tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!