- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to feel pain when ever you want

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The ability to fart inwards.

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

The power to slow down time while you are at school

to not care about pointless superpowers

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

Going through obejects but cant move

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

Pointless Super Powers