The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to walk on two legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!