The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!