The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to not have a power

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!