The power to live.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!