The power to run at the speed of a human

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to be phone

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!