The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to to think less

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to die at will

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!