The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to die at will

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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Imortality.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!