The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to catch em all

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!