- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to create nothing out of nothing

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to think.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

Pointless Super Powers