- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to lose the remote.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

Pointless Super Powers