- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to die when u drink bleach

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to sleep anytime your tired

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The power to never end your .

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

Pointless Super Powers