The power to become a llama.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fart mace

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!