The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to breathe

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to grow one wing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!