- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

Lactokinesis

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to poop out your penis.

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

the power to make elton john gay

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The ability to rape the willing.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

the power to fail any test you want

Pointless Super Powers