- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

The power to hear a dog whistle

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to get foot-boners

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

the power to control urine

The power to turn into a baby randomly

Pointless Super Powers