the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!