The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!