The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to die at will

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!