the power to be phone

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to control urine

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!