The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to understand women!!

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The Power to Combust

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to die

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to cook bad meals.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to like any show

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!