- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to turn apples into pears

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The power to catch em all

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to ride a bike

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to have no powers!

The power to make things invisible...to you.

Meatvision.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

Pointless Super Powers