The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!