The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Black power

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!