the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to understand women!!

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to breathe

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to grow one wing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!