The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to die on command

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to herd cats

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to die at will.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!