The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to control sloths

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!