- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to fart flames

The Power to Combust

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The ability to part...hair.

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The superpower of having no superpower.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

Pointless Super Powers