The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to control your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!