The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

The power to be a virgin forever.

the power to say i can bend you

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

The power to shrink your penis.

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

The power to speak in Braille

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The power to breathe

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to fart flames

The Power to Combust

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!