The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to see the present.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!