the power to see through bananas

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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Immunity to medication

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!