The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to hate nature

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a llama.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!