The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to turn things in to wood

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A good Kisser

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power of Grayskull.

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A healing punch

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!