The power to see through air.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!