The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!