The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to breathe

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!