the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!