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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.
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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.
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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers
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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.
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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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the ability to walk half through a brick wall
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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.
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The power to watch tv
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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.
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The superpower to think that you have a superpower
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The ability to lactate air.
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The power to transform into yourself
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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.
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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.
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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier
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The power to aquire pointless superpowers
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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.
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The power to turn into paper
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The power to become helpless at will.
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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.
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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!