The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!