The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to go suicide

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to die

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to control urine

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!