- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to become black!

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to give yourself cancer

The ability to never have to take a shit again

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!