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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.
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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.
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The power to explode on demand.
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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.
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The power to have to eat every 1 second.
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the power to have diarrhea at any time
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.
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the power to control urine
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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)
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The power to make a pointless superpower.
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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)
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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late
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to have a face with the power to attract fists
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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news
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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet
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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.
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The power to see through a hole
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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.
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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.
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The power to do something while you can play games.
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!