The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Balls.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!