The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to repel women.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!