The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to fuck everyone.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!