The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to see through windows

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!