The power to die

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to repel women.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to plank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!