The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to become black!

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!