the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the ability to see into the past

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!