Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power of minding your own business

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!