The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!